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Those are great! Strangely, though, I found the best ones were at the bottom (top?) of the list. My favorite is the “Glory” = “Heaviness” line. I think I’ll try to use that some time soon…
By: RubeRad on November 8, 2007
at 12:14 pm
I like #13
I think we should come up with our own to pass the time.
By: Rick on November 8, 2007
at 3:23 pm
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
I like this oldie but goodie:
The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
http://wilk4.com/humor/humorc5.htm
My favorite is: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours.
By: Albino Hayford on November 8, 2007
at 4:54 pm
I liked #4 myself. I’m sure my wife would attest to the fact that I’ve always had a way with words
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By: efwake on November 8, 2007
at 9:24 pm
do guys really use pick up lines?
By: rana on November 9, 2007
at 12:20 am
Hey baby, this place is getting crowded. You wanna go wander in the wilderness?
By: RubeRad on November 9, 2007
at 8:51 am
Yeesh, that was lame! That’s probably why I have never heard (or heard of) a pick up line actually being used (much less successful). That kind of thing is only for contexts where you have a professional writer backing you up (i.e. in the movies)
By: RubeRad on November 9, 2007
at 8:54 am
rubebad, that was funny but creepy! unless it is hunting season and the woman you are trying pick up has a shot gun in her hand.
By: rana on November 9, 2007
at 10:38 am
Just goes to show you why I have never been a user of pick-up lines.
How about this one: “The spirit and the bride say “Come…on out to see the latest Left Behind movie with me!”"
By: RubeRad on November 9, 2007
at 1:44 pm
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By: Seeker-sensitive « The Confessional Outhouse on November 9, 2007
at 3:50 pm