Graffiti

Here are some abbreviations you may find scratched on the wall here in The Confessional Outhouse:

For a good time call…

• W2K- “Westminster Two-Kingdom (theory).” The Klinean two-kingdom theology taught and made famous by Westminster Seminary California (sometimes the abbreviation is further abbreviated (and made more generic) as ’2K’).
• CRP- “Confessional[ly] Reformed/Presbyterian”
• KoG- “Kingdom of God”
• KoM- “Kingdom of Man”
• CoW-“Covenant of Works”
• CoG-“Covenant of Grace”
• IAOC-“The Imputation of the Active Obedience of Christ” (No hope without it!)
• 3F-“Three Forms of Unity”: BCF, HC, and CoD
• BCF- “Belgic Confession of Faith”
• HC or HBC- “Heidelberg Catechism”
• CoD-“Canons of Dordt“
• WCF- “Westminster Confession of Faith”
• WLC- “Westminster Larger Catechism“
• WSC- “Westminster Shorter Catechism”

Wipin’ stock:

• PREF- “Pietistic/Revivalist/Evangelical/Fundamentalist” (not confessional enough)
• MTD-Moralistic, Therapeutic Deism (Oprah, Joel Osteen, etc.)
• NPP/FV/AA-“New Perspective on Paul/Federal Vision/Auburn Avenue” (off the deep end, and no longer confessional)
• BCF-“Bible Church Fundamentalism”
• ECT-“Evangelicals and Catholics Together” a compromise (and I mean that in a bad way) meant to undo all that nastiness that Luther started
• QIRE-“Quest for Illegitimate Religious Experience”
• QIRC-“Quest for Illegitimate Religious Certainty” (‘QIRx acronyms thanks to Outhouse Saint Scott Clark)