Purity Balls

Okay  -Now it’s just getting creepy!


(Zrim, don’t even try to find a picture for this one)

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8 Responses to Purity Balls

  1. *shudder*

    No purity ball for the boys? Thought not.

  2. Zrim says:


    Of course not, that would be silly. Imagine, boys prancing around with their mothers and talking about virginity in front of perfect strangers.

    Something tells me they don’t serve Schweddy Balls at Purity Balls.

  3. Well that’s a small mercy! Who thinks up these events? I can’t imagine really.

    I doubt we’d fit the mold anyway, what with our public educated boys and all that.

  4. Zrim says:

    Another Reformed pastor who publically educates, huh? Todd, I thought you were the only one. Does this constitute a club?

  5. todd says:


    A club? No; a movement, a reformation, a takeover even. Okay – a club will work

  6. “Another Reformed pastor who publically educates, huh?”

    Yeah, well, it raised a few eyebrows round these parts, but we’re from that “socialist” country across the water so it’s not so odd for us.

  7. Zrim says:

    Speaking of clubs (as in Louisville sluggers) and raised eyebrows, our favorite theonomist is in the batting cages lately:


  8. John Yeazel says:

    Lurking in the shadows of those Purity Balls is the viperous snake of human nature. At least Calvinists call a spade a spade. It is better to take a humorous approach like the Schweddy Balls skit.

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