Sunday Thursday/Friday: Commandments 11-13

“[O]ne journalist remarked that Sunday preached for over two and a half hours on the evils of card playing and dancing with hardly a reference to religious doctrine at all, basing his argument ‘from beginning to end on the effect of such things upon the public morals.’” Frank, Less Than Conquerors: How Evangelicals Entered the Twentieth Century

That seems credible enough, because, in Sunday’s words:

I’m against sin. I’ll kick it as long as I’ve got a foot, and I’ll fight it as long as I’ve got a fist. I’ll butt it as long as I’ve got a head. I’ll bite it as long as I’ve got a tooth. And when I’m old and fistless and footless and toothless, I’ll gum it till I go home to glory and it goes home to perdition!

Today we’ll consider excerpts from his sermon Theater, Cards and Dance.

Theater

In my opinion the theater is of such doubtful character that it has been relegated to the class of forbidden amusements.

…If you want obscenity you will find it in the theater. If you want to see character destroyed, you will find that both behind and before the footlights. Your show has to be tainted in order to gather in the coin. The capacity for amusing people along decent lines seems to have gone by. That may sound foolish, but you let somebody go out on the road with a Shakespearean play and that somebody will go into bankruptcy while the musical show and the burlesque show and the leg show are playing to full houses across the street and the people are drinking in from them gutterish ideas and filthy lines and obscene songs.

…You will find the theater trafficking in love–why, that is the basis of the average play–and yet they call it “art.” You will find divorce smeared all over the stage, and adultery even lurking in the flies. Why, there are shows where they have beds right in the middle of the stage, and carryings on which, if they happened in your own homes, would probably result in your receiving a visit from the police.

I haven’t darkened the door of a theater since I was converted twenty-nine years ago, except perhaps, to preach.  …

Cards

If you have any cards in your home, you had better throw them in the furnace when you get back there or else throw your Bibles in the furnace. The two won’t mix. Oh, you need not gasp! I am handing it to you straight! There is no use having Bibles around your house if you are going to make a joke of His Word by playing bridge.

There is not a man in Omaha who believes more in amusements than I do. But I believe that they should be recreative and harmless.

…What games do I play? Well, I play baseball and lawn tennis, although I think that that is a girl’s game and I don’t like it- -and I play golf and checkers and chess. Somebody says: “What is the difference between a game of cards and a game of checkers?” Well, just as much difference as there is between Heaven and Hell. Ever since the day that cards were invented to satisfy the whims of an idiotic king they have been the tools of the gambler.

…When I talk to you about card playing in your home, I am trying to pound through your head that every pack of cards is but another steppingstone to Hell. I think the old painted hag or the broken down roue, hanging around the tables at Monte Carlo, or a down-and-out card shark bucking a crooked game in a gambling joint at three o’clock in the morning a sight more respectable than the church people or the professed Christian who permits card playing in his home.

…Now, I am not trying to cram anything down your throats. I am appealing to your sense of reason and decency, and if you are not man or woman enough to listen, I guess God Almighty doesn’t need you.

Dance

Somebody says to me: “Mr. Sunday, are you going to include the square dance?” They all look alike to me. It does not take very long to cut the corners off. There was a time in America when the stately cotillion seemed to satisfy America, but it is too slow for the hot blood of the twentieth century. They must have something that will chase hurdles through their veins.

…My wife and I have been at the bedside of a girl who was dying in a house of ill fame. She said the reason of her downfall had been the dance, which she began when fifteen years old. She used to attend Sunday School. When we asked her if she had any message for the girls, she cried, “Tell the girls and warn them to let the dance alone.”

…The dancing Christian never was a soul winner. The dance is simply a hugging match set to music. The dance is a sexual love feast. This crusade against the dance is for everybody, not merely for the preacher or the old man or woman who couldn’t dance if they wanted to, but for everybody interested in morals, whether in the church or out of the church. I am preaching a sermon that Jew or Gentile, Catholic or Protestant, infidel or Christian, if he wants better morals, can stand on my side.

…Most men don’t care a rap for the dance; it is the hug that they are after.. . . I want to tell you I don’t believe that there are many people who can go on the ballroom floor and dance with a pretty girl hugged to his breast and look upon her charms under the influence of fascinating music, and then go out with prayer -meeting feelings.

…People say to me: “Well, didn’t they dance in the Bible?” Yes, they danced in the Bible, and they committed adultery, too; and they got punished. The dances of which their religion approved were never danced by both sexes. Men danced with men and women with women. I tell you, the dance nowadays is induced by the passions and seeds of passions. That is its only appeal.

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13 Responses to Sunday Thursday/Friday: Commandments 11-13

  1. Zrim says:

    The ire against the theater on the part of the revivalist is pretty ironic. Whitefield, anyone?

  2. Yes it is. But, to be fair, his objection to theater came down to sex for the most part. If I understand the Protestant Reformed objection to television and the like, it’s because acting is a lie. He has more of a slippery slope argument.
    Actually, this sermon was a lot about sex. From a psychological point of view, one wonders whether so much talk on the subject, with alternating abhorrence and titillation, put the audience in a revival frame of mind.

  3. Zrim says:

    Lots of public sex talk is also ironic (Driscoll and Baylys, anyone?). But opposing acting because it’s lying must be the same wooden reasoning used to oppose Santa Claus folklore.

  4. Matt says:

    Why did we need Jesus when we had this guy?

  5. RubeRad says:

    If I understand the Protestant Reformed objection to television and the like, it’s because acting is a lie.

    Wait, what? Who ever said that? However, if you are interested in Reformed articles on card playing, check here. Cotton Mather was much more restrained and practical in his criticism: “If there were nothing else to be said, but that the lawfulness of such Games is doubtful, that’s enough to make wise men to abstain from them.”

    It’s interesting that he allows Shakespeare, while Shakespeare in his own day was considered bawdy.

  6. mikelmann says:

    Wait, what? Who ever said that?

    “God is not well-pleased with impersonation because it is hypocrisy and lying. Impersonation requires that a man not be true to what God has made him, but to set aside his person and identity and become someone else. Understand, that the actor is not only taking upon himself thc person of another, but also necessarily the sinful nature of that other individual To do that is to indulge in the life of the lie and evil.” http://www.prca.org/pamphlets/pamphlet_92.htm

  7. Zrim says:

    Rube, I’m not sure what Mike had in mind, but I have heard plenty of Reformed oppose the Santa Clause folklore on the same grounds, so it doesn’t seem too far of a reach to find opposition to the theater among the conservative Reformed. For example, the CRCNA, back in its conservative days, “…urgently warned members against the amusements of theater attendance…” Thankfully, she shed her fundamentalist ways.

  8. RubeRad says:

    Wow. Sounds a lot like the typical arguments against Images of Christ, which would then apply to all visual art of any kind!

  9. mikelmann says:

    Rube, whatever VanDrunen said in opposition to you was correct. But I’ll have to listen to your debate some time just to confirm it.

  10. Zrim says:

    Rube, remember that there are iconoclasts-of-a-non-legalist-variety. I mean, if there can be Reformed-of-a-fundamentalist-variety…

  11. RubeRad says:

    Please do have a listen, and get back to me on how I was wrong!

  12. dgh says:

    To add to Zrim’s point, the 1924 Synod of the CRC — that affirmed Kuyper’s Common Grace and sent the Protestant Reformed packing — also warned (maybe stronger) about dance, cards, and theater. See? Kuyperians really are pietists.

  13. Zrim says:

    And the PRC took the pietism with it, and at its 2009 Synod crafted an even stronger warning (as in discipline) against anything but denominational schooling.

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