Life Is In Our Face Right Now

That was the quip my evangelical neighbor laid on me last night. Giving the dog her daily constitutional, I had stopped to exercise my porchiness with him and his wife. I said I liked that line and needed to write it down. So true to my word, here it is.

What he was referring to was how difficult it is to navigate the waters of helping high school daughters decide what to do with their futures. This is the time of year that folks like them are visiting colleges and writing letters of intent to the ones they like. And they are on the ball, since their daughter is a junior and keeping one step ahead of things. My wife and I do not look forward to the prospect in a couple of years of having to do the same, what with stories of graduates exiting college with upwards of six digits of debt. Life in the face, indeed.

The commiseration turned cold, however, as the conversation turned odd. Explaining how our daughter will be attending a college preparatory charter school next year, and one that will give her arty inclinations much more opportunity than her previous schooling did, he informed me that God made boys to work with their hands and girls to study books. Also, art is liberal. This is where my trusty Goldendoodle impatiently but no less providentially woofed and we went on our merry way.

From my experience, for all the talk about being counter-cultural, evangelicals seem fairly given to indulge and then spiritually sanction American made stereotypes about men and women. Then coupled with the never-ending impulse to be relevant and out pops everything from Mark Driscoll to the Bayly Brothers playing to machismo cultural trends (irony alert). But Mike Horton has some words. They’re brief enough to quote at length here but long and worthwhile enough to make it look like I’m pulling my own weight around here these days.

Among the contradictions of my childhood experiences in churches was the fact that, on one hand, there was the famous portrait of Jesus by Warner Sallman—meek and mild verging on the effeminate—and, on the other hand, the appearance of various sports figures to remind us that Jesus was not just male but a man’s man who ran the moneychangers out of the temple with a whip.

It is hardly a newsflash that we’ve been living through an era of upheaval in gender roles. Churches have been divided over the role of women in ministry. In “Young, Restless, Reformed” circles, a new generation is discovering Jonathan Edwards and “masculine Christianity” in one fell swoop. Weaned on romantic—even sentimental—images of a deity who seems to exist to ensure our emotional and psychic equilibrium, many younger Christians (especially men) are drawn to a robust vision of a loving and sovereign, holy and gracious, merciful and just, powerful and tender King. As David Murrow pointed out in Why Men Hate Going to Church (2004), men are tired of singing love songs to Jesus and don’t feel comfortable in a “safe environment” that caters to women, children, and older people. His critique is familiar to many: men don’t like “conformity, control, and ceremony,” so churches need to “adjust the thermostat” and orient their ministry toward giving men tasks (since they’re “doers”). Men don’t like to learn by instruction; they need object lessons and, most of all, to find ways to discover truth for themselves.

I get the point about a “soft” ministry, especially worship, with its caressing muzak and the inoffensive drone of its always-affirming message. It’s predictably and tediously “safe.” Get the women there and they’ll bring their husbands and children. Not only has that not worked, it’s sure to bore any guy who doesn’t want to hear childrearing tips or yet another pep talk on how to have better relationships.

Having said all that, where did we get the idea that men are insecure jerks who can’t learn anything or belong to the communion of saints as recipients of grace? And are we really ready to identify shallow sentimentalism with “feminization” of the church? Do godly women want this any more than men? In my experience at least, a lot of men and women alike are devouring good books of theology these days, especially in Reformation circles. Yet also in my experience, women—and men—are still being distracted from being immersed in the faith by countless exercises in “applied Christianity” (i.e., niche studies) without much “Christianity” to apply.

The stereotypes can be as belittling to men as to women. Jesus’ disciples were, well, disciples. They followed Jesus and listened intently to his teaching. Not incidentally, there were women, too. Mary broke the stereotype by being catechized by Jesus when her sister Martha thought she should be making coffee for the next group.

Take the stereotype that men don’t like to be taught; they like to discover truth for themselves. This is as cliché as saying that real men don’t ask for directions. Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus may have some interesting generalizations, but a lot of gender differences are cultural. In a society bombarded by niche-demographic marketing, what may have appealed to just about anybody in another era is packaged specifically for men or women (or children or teenagers or older folks).

In the drive to make churches more guy-friendly, we risk confusing cultural (especially American) customs with biblical discipleship. One noted pastor has said that God gave Christianity a “masculine feel.” Another contrasted “latte-sipping Cabriolet drivers” with “real men.” Jesus and his buddies were “dudes: heterosexual, win-a-fight, punch-you-in-the-nose dudes.” Real Christian men like Jesus and Paul “are aggressive, assertive, and nonverbal.” Seriously?

The back story on all of this is the rise of the “masculine Christianity movement” in Victorian England, especially with Charles Kingsley’s fictional stories in Two Years Ago (1857). D. L. Moody popularized the movement in the United States and baseball-player-turned-evangelist Billy Sunday preached it as he pretended to hit a home run against the devil. For those of us raised on testimonies from recently converted football players in youth group, Tim Tebow is hardly a new phenomenon. Reacting against the safe deity, John Eldredge’s Wild at Heart (2001) offered a God who is wild and unpredictable. Neither image is grounded adequately in Scripture. With good intentions, the Promise Keepers movement apparently did not have a significant lasting impact. Nor, I predict, will the call of New Calvinists to a Jesus with “callused hands and big biceps,” “the Ultimate Fighting Jesus.”

Are these really the images we have of men in the Scriptures? Furthermore, are these the characteristics that the New Testament highlights as “the fruit of the Spirit”—which, apparently, is not gender-specific? “Gentleness, meekness, self-control,” “growing in the grace and knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ,” “submitting to your leaders,” and the like? Officers are to be “apt to teach,” “preaching the truth in love,” not quenching a bruised reed or putting out a smoldering candle, and the like. There is nothing about beating people up or belonging to a biker club.

And what about the fact that women as well as men are identified as “disciples” in the New Testament—something that was quite unusual for Second Temple Jews? Or Paul’s expressions of gratitude and greeting to the women who assisted him in his work? Not to mention that “there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Gal. 3:28). It was Dorothy Sayers who castigated the pale curates ofEnglandfor serving up a thin soup of moralism instead of the serious, dramatic, and counterintuitive message of the gospel: “the greatest story ever told.” She wasn’t trying to “masculinize” or “feminize” the gospel, but to join the throng ofZion’s worshippers in all times and places. “In Christ,” not “in manhood” or “in womanhood,” is our ultimate location. One Lord, one faith, one baptism.

So enough with the beards (if it’s making a spiritual statement). Enough with the “federal husband” syndrome that goes beyond the legitimate spiritual leadership of the heads of households found in Scripture. Enough of the bravado that actually misunderstands—sometimes rather deeply—what real sanctification looks like in the lives of men as well as women. And why does every famous pastor today have to write a book about his marriage and family? Beyond Scripture, there is godly wisdom and Christian liberty. Biblical principles focus on what it means to live in Christ by his Word and Spirit, and even in those few passages that speak directly to men and women, there will be legitimate diversity in application.

My point is that the larger goal here shouldn’t be to trot out more gender stereotypes from our culture, whether feminist or neo-Victorian, but rather to rediscover the ministry that Christ has ordained for making disciples of all nations, all generations, and both genders. We need less niche marketing and more meat-and-potatoes service to the whole body of Christ. There, men and women, the young and the old and the middle aged, black, white, Latino, Asian, rich and poor hear God’s Word together, pray and sing God’s Word together, and are made one body by receiving Christ’s body and blood together: “one Lord, one faith, one baptism.” In that place, at least, there are no women’s Bible studies and men’s Bible studies, distracted youth groups and child-free golden oldies clubs, but brothers and sisters on pilgrimage to a better homeland than those that have been fashioned for us by this passing evil age.

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17 Responses to Life Is In Our Face Right Now

  1. cath says:

    Yes. The beards are usually a bad sign.

  2. John Hutson says:

    If girls do the book-learning and boys do the manual labor, I wonder who will do the bread-winning?

  3. Zrim says:

    Cath, but more of women than men. I gotta draw the line somewheres.

    John, and then there’s the question of bread making. But I just finished cleaning the pots and pans I dirtied making dinner for the girls while their mother fills IV bags. Shhh, don’t tell Driscoll or the Baylys.

  4. John Hutson says:

    I was at a marriage conference where The speaker mentioned a session disciplining a man for staying at home with the kids while wifey worked. Just remember, we’re not legalists because we drink beer.

    Oh, and using the word “constitutional” like that is liberal, as are dogs ending in “oodle.”

  5. Zrim says:

    That’s right, John, because legalism is only and ever about substance use (and maybe worldly amusement). When it comes to education or household arrangements the principles don’t apply anymore. Also, football is so neo-con.

  6. John Hutson says:

    What could be more pro-life than a sport that causes brain injury in many of its players often leading to suicide? And what could be more conservative than an entertainment enterprise protected by the federal government and directly supported by various state and local governments?

  7. cath says:

    Zrim, boom-tish.

    Real men shouldn’t need helmets and padding for football anyway.

  8. RubeRad says:

    Wait, so are they wanting to nurture their daughter’s art, or stifle their daughter’s liberalism?

  9. Zrim says:

    Rube, it was when I mentioned that our daughter would hopefully be having her arty inclinations nurtured better at her new prep school that the odd remark “art is liberal” popped out. As he tried to elaborate, I got the feeling he wasn’t intending to say that exactly. But the struggle to speak clearly, coupled with the rather sophomoric and “Vision Forum-ish” take on what males and females were designed to do, reinforced for me a certain stereotype of evangelicals that I find hard not enjoying.

  10. mikelmann says:

    Zrim, the look you got when you talked of encouraging artistic talent was probably the same look I used to get in a charismatic church when I told folks I was a philosophy major. And the same one I got when I was happy with my daughters pursuing dance (Highland dance – no booty shaking), my son taking Tae Kwon Do and me doing yoga. And, truth be told, maybe those looks tend to motivate me towards those decisions because those looks are great snap shots.

    On a practical level, I’m not sure we are doing our parental jobs well if we aren’t preparing our daughters to be able to support themselves. Singleness can go on for a pretty long time, and the most seemingly solid spouses can end up with the younger secretary or whomever.

  11. Zrim says:

    M&M, or the look I gave when a PCA pastor told me I’d never be an elder in his church if we publicly schooled. Or the look I gave when a charismatic mother of a student of mine said they incentivized their kids with Tootsie rolls to raise their hands in church.

  12. mikelmann says:

    You’re too hard on the charismatic mother. I mean, I would raise my hand more often for purple Tootsie Pops. Not the orange ones, though.

  13. Zrim says:

    That’s because you’re a boy, and everyone knows boys are lower brain stem creatures who only think with their stomachs. Weren’t Pavlov’s dogs all male?

  14. jedpaschall says:


    So long as you made something manly like Stroganoff or better yet meat on a stick, and not a chicken salad. Since so many of the chefs I know are so effenminate… sheesh. I enjoy the kitchen as well, dishes not so much, but making flavors is an unqualified good whether done by a man or a woman.

  15. jedpaschall says:


    Not to mention the fact that the most recent recessions have affected typically male demographics to a far higher degree than female ones. My industry got wiped out and I have to go back to school to re-train for another career, if my wife didn’t have the job she does, we would either be on welfare, starving, or both.

  16. jedpaschall says:


    I am not sure the Baylys would bar you from the session merely on the dastardly charge of public schooling your kids.

  17. Zrim says:

    Jed, I’m barred from the Bayly Blog, so….But since you bring it up, interestingly, this came from a PCA pastor friend who fretted that the Baylys’ church would share presbytery space with his here in the midwest (and was relieved when districting didn’t turn out that way). Interestingly times two, a few years later I helped him bring The Darryl to speak to a presbytery meeting on the two kingdoms and he now informs me that “attitudes have changed.” Notch one up for reforming the church (instead of transforming the world).

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